Crazy You Said?

2009-08-28T02:43:00.000-07:00

Ladies & Gentlemen.

*drum rolls*

I welcome you, Elegance Eyes!

A local distributor of GEO lenses. Geo Lens is one of the leading brand lenses in the Korea. BTW, she's a friend of mine. he he he~

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I'm promoting the blog on behalf of the owner of Elegance Eyes. ;)

enjoy your online shopping!

-mizi-

2009-07-22T00:13:00.000-07:00

hey guys.

it's me.

sooooooooooo, i changed the layout of this blog.

new theme, new feel, new everything.

eh wait, not all are new..hehe.

pls relink this blog: reminiscing-time.blogspot.com

any inquiries or suggestions?

text me @ mizimiji.blogspot.com

by the way, today is our 4th monthsary.

happy 4th monthsary to mizi & feeqa.

hope our relationship lengthen.

iloveyouberrymuch!

2009-06-10T05:48:00.000-07:00

THESE ARE TRUE... THERE ARE GUYS OF THESE TYPE ON EARTH BUT HARD TO FIND... MANY GUYS ARE JERK! BUT NOT ALL...

This is really sweet........

When a Girl is quiet ... millions of things are running in her mind.

When a Girl is not arguing ... she is thinking deeply.

When a Girl looks at u with eyes full of questions ... she is wondering

how long you will be around.

When a Girl answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds ... she is not at all fine.

When a Girl stares at you ... she is wondering why you are lying.

When a Girl lays on your chest ... she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a Girl wants to see you everyday... she wants to be pampered.

When a Girl says ' I love you ' ... she means it.

When a Girl says ' I miss you ' ... no one in this world can miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once make sure you spend it with the right person....

Find a Guy .. who calls you beautiful instead of hot.

Who calls you back when you hang up on him.

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who ... kisses your forehead.

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

Who holds your hand in front of his friends.

Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.

Who turns to his friends and says, 'That's her!! '

Guys, You Should Do This To Your Girlfriend

2009-06-08T05:54:00.000-07:00

Put your arms around her waist and whisper in her ear

Make her feel wanted every chance you get

Hold her close when she's cold

When you are alone hold her close and kiss her

Kiss her on the tip of her nose

(it will give her the hint that you want to kiss them)

While in the movie, put your arm around her

and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder,

then lean in and tilt her chin and kiss her lightly

When she complains that her neck/ shoulders hurts massage it for her

When people diss her stand up for her

Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her

Lay down under the stars and out her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart,

Link your fingers together while you whisper to her

as she rests her eyes and listens to you

Sadangkan Lidah Lagi Tepapak

2009-06-06T05:15:00.000-07:00

Kg Bengkurong, Sadangkan lidah lagi tepapak, apatah lagi husband and wife, Just before this laki-bini ani kan ke KB melawat kawan bisdia bebisul ditungking, dorang dua ani bekelahi pasal lakinya ani slalu melumpuk seluar katak bagas bepakai diatas katil and inda mau ngakun *macam me*.

So sudah dalam kreta and startkan bejalan, bisdia ani pun diam-diam tah saja macam belimbing alum masak kana kupas, dua-dua munjung and inda mau memujuk antara satu sama lain walaupun duduk besebalahan.

After kan stangah jam berlalu and masih lagi diam-diam, bisdia pun melintas satu tampat yang ada karbau tangah mengunyah-ngunyah rumput sambil berandam dalam aying, and dangan sarcastic lakinya betanya arah bininya.

Palakian : Saudara you ka tu berandam dalam jakuzzi ah??

Bininya : Eh mana? Ouh atu kah? Awu.. ipar-ipar me saja tu!! napa?

Palakian : *dalam ati* ada kang ku ladai mulut nya ani. !@!#$%

Modern Granny

2009-06-06T05:10:00.000-07:00

Dear Mr.Kurapak, me ada cerita pasal nini me. Me ani bemsn sama kedia.hari atu , Yatah yang kami cakapkan seperti yang me tuliskan dibawah ani...

S- nini me/ Y- me.

Y: assalamualaikum ni.

S: walaikumsalam cucungku.

Y: cucungkan membgtau bahawasanya cucung bjaya masuk ke college ani.

S: bagus cucung ani ah, mendalam bah ajam kan belajar atu.

Y: well, apanya paji saban, indakan lari gunung dikejar, menuntut ilmu biarlah hingga ke pisuk lahad.

S: bisai udah tu cung, daulu nini kana pajal bah kawin awal, mun nda dcambridge nini udah ni.

Y: nini kawin awal bah? tapi inda banyak anak ah.

S: au lai, mun kan di ikutkan kisah benar, datu mu atu anacondanya inda pemarah.

Y: astagey. padantah jua nini mencari yg kedua.

S: au cung, mana inda ulah, kan menurunkan waris jari antu ani bah.

Y: ainako wala jenjeng.

Nini me tedc.. then ada tia email baru mengadd me, zaitonselamat_menyengat@live.com. and ditextnya me.

"Cung, ani email nini yang baru bebuat"

Y: adiih nini ani. behapatah banyak-banyak email ani?

S: email ani top secret bah cung. ani utk scandal nini yg ke 1001. if cung mau, nini banyak ni email chatters lelaki macho.

Y: ahh. padantah cucung nda ampit laki-laki ani, rupanya semua nini merungap.

S: cung, i gtg, ni ada chatters kan jumpa nini ah. keh, love and peace yaw! XOXO

little red riding hood: behind the scene

2009-06-06T05:08:00.000-07:00

Little Ride Riding Hood(mungkin nama sebenar) sorang gadis sunti yang memakai hood merah yang baru dibalinya di Millimewah atu telinggang-linggang kan menuju kerumah ninigirl nya di subarang kampung salnya ninigirlnya minta dangani main RockBand yang baru dibalinya kemarin sempana mother's day..

On the waynya kesana atu, ada ia nampak Big Bad Wolf (nama sebenar) duduk-duduk sebalah sungai damit sorang-sorang.

Little Ride Riding Hood : Bwohhh, basar mata you atu jeng!!!

Dangan riak muha macam belacan alum betutuk, Big Bad Wolf atu pun melumpat and lari dari sana dangan kelajuan 70 batu sejam.

Little Ride Riding Hood pun menaruskan pejalanannya lagi kerumah ninigirlnya until nampak ia lagi Big Bad Wolf atu yang tangah sandar-sandar arah belakang puhun pinang macam orang menunggu bas. Astee..

Little Ride Riding Hood : Bwohhh, basar telinga you atu Jeng!!!

Skali lagi, Suut!! Suut! Suut! Big Bad Wolf atu bekirik and lari dari sana and hilang dari pandangan mata that girl...

Dalam 2 kilometer perjalanan kerumah ninigirlnya atu, what a surprise ada ia lagi Big Bad Wolf atu, tapi kali ani sebalah busut ia macam orang kan minta numbur.

Little Ride Riding Hood : Bwohhh, basar gigi you atu Jeng!!!

Inda semana-mana and inda me sangka, cempedak menjadi kurma, Big Bad Wolf atu pun hilang sabar, di lumpati Little Ride Riding Hood and beterais sekuat-kuat suara macam Mariah Carey kana sunat..

Big Bad Wolf : HHHhhhoooii! Inda ko paham ka manis? Jangan tah mengacau kediaku bah.. orang kan beria pun inda besanang eh!!!

Little Ride Riding Hood : !@#$%^& *baik bawa mengucap*

Facts Pasal Couple di Brunei

2009-05-28T22:57:00.000-07:00

heyyo everybody.hello hello hello!

lama sudah blog anii nda berupdate.

now is the time! XD

so the notes down there is facts about bruneian couples. & i'm gonna comment about it (:

no offense to my girlfriend, i'm not referring this to you but in general.hee~

1. King & Queen control, semua tah kan di control nya. baiktah bali kan kereta control. kan control pun sadang2 la.

[aku nda mau kana control mcm kreta control... krg suruhnya aku makan taie]

2. Ice queen ( ego?) klayi bukan tah kan ngakun salahnya walaupun ya salah.

[no comment]

3. No chemistry. inda sefahaman. surang mau ice cream, surang mau chocolate. apakan?

[jgntah couple mun nda sefahaman! \m/ ]

4. Selingkuh? HAHAHAHAHAHA. ketahuannn!!! ani yang paling babi sekali la.

[pasang dua is not gud]

5. No freedom.semua inda buleh, tepaksa tapok2.. sabar sha.

[over busybody tah banar!hahaha]

6. Partner gauk2 tawa2 kan be cali kana signal2. kana cakapi "Bisai2 deh ulah atu!" aww sandi.

[pedas eh!]

7. Permission, apa saja mesti tanya. parents nda lagi tanggung tu. bf / gf lah tanggung! haha.
[lau ke jamban mesti ada permission kaaah??? :O ]

8. Jalan kadai pakai baju sama jenis, sama kaler.

[lau sorang telanjang, mesti jua ikut telanjang??? :P ]

9. Masalah damit jadi masalah basar. macam kan durang klayi pasal tayi wah, sampai esuk2 nda betagur.

[no comment]

10. Ani nda semua la, Penjeles kan mati. senyum arah kawan pun inda buleh. kana tantang tarus!
[baiktah marung2 saja...lau kana tanya kenapa, gtau saja, gf/bf ku nda suruh aku senyum arah kamu.... >:D ]

11. Makan kalau sama sama paksa control, ilang skill kampung. hehehe. Ada jua yg beshare tu makan. Partnernya nda sadar tu yg partnernya sorg tu nda barus gigi apa sal gagas ngaga ia.
[no comment]

12. Online sampai subuh abis tu tebalik2 I love you, I miss you. mwahs.
[err..i do this. sampai subuh inda selalu ahh!!! nyehehehe~ ]

13. When credit abis kana marah, ada tia yg cakap.. "kenapakan abis credit ah be msg sama urang lain kah?"
[aku:kau jua suruh aku betelipun sama kau, yatah abis tuu..talor! *umban meja rahh partner*]

14. Mengusut kan mati. barang damit pun kan di kusut kan.. air liur kucing melakat arah baju pun kan menangis.
[minta tampar kali? ]

15. Sweet talker. cakap Together Forever la, janji itu ini.. baru cium bau kantut mental sudah!
[aku nda buat anii...psl aku bukan sweet talker...:P + jodoh bukan di tanganku ]

16. Couple mesti kissing. HAHAHAHAHA. ada bonus. nada yang nda kissing, nda ku caya tu. Kiss tgn pipi apa, KISS jua namanya.

[wajib kaah? lau bukan muhrim cana tuu? p aku cium rah MSN sja..real life alum lagi~ :S ]

17. Mula mula pigang tangan ni, lama lama pigang kepala.... tuhut. Mula2 lambai lama2 bagi fuck .. sama la~
[umm..no comment]

18. Kalau kelayi nda teriak2 nda sah! te sumpah sumpah. words BUDUH kuar.
["awuutahh, aku tah buduh..." OH SO CLICHE! pfft~ ]

19. Inda cukup sorang. mau jua ada spare.handal.

[wuu~ bida..playboy/playgirl! ]

20. Kanapatan! kan menipu tapi inda handal.IQ RANDAH..HAHA. bida ehh! BOOO!!!
[jangantah kan menipu lau inda pndai... ]

21. Klayi dalam keta, drive laju2. mesti di takan minyak tu! Pastu break ngajut. Plancit air liur rah cramin dapan. Cian.sawan tia bnr.

[ *garu kepala* no comment]

22. SARCASTIC. hehe. ada saja kan kana sindir. sabar sha laaa!
[sindir balik lau apa yg ea cakap atu menyakitkn hati~ ]

23. Inda iklas melayan pasal hari hari jumpa. Baus bah mliat dh. Mkin panjang bulu idung.
[krg sudah inda bejumpa, keluar ni krg yg ane: "*nama gelaran partner*, i waNt U 2 B bSiDe me rYt n0w...i niD 2 C U" ]

24. Handphone 24hrs di tangan. Mcm kwnku tym main bula pun pigang hp bmsn sma gfnya.handal.alum pernah hpnya gugur.main street dh tu.handal~~.
[lau beria cemana tuu? HAHAH ]

25. Tukar2 line, tukar2 handphone, email swap. Rasa bah kn liat mncek sapa dangan bf/gf kuntek.Partner mana tau..mcm msn ada yg spare lagii~.
[wuu, bida...lau ada kwn laki2/bini2, kn jeles tah tuu? ee~bari sasak..hahaha ]

26. LOVE =! CURANG.
[hmm~ no comment]

27. Need time 4 privacy (alasan untuk putus) ada lagi reason yang paling LAME BRABIS.need space, kan belajar dulu. hahaha.
[no comment]

28. Partner nya msg sama urang lain bukan BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND buat "i miss you more than words?" hahaha. ani termasuk dalam golongan curang jua kali.. heh.
[hmm.nda semestinya.lau ea rindu kawan lamanya, cemana tuu? ]

29. Inda kana bagi jadi kemarahan. WAHAHAHAA!! Selalu ni.kalau pgi2 urg masam2 muka apa grenti pasal smalam tu.assume sja..paham2 la.for fun sarapan pgi.AHAHAHA.
[mun nda beduit cemana??? ]

30. Baru 2-3 bulan together buring sudah. mau lagi yang baru. kanyang lari.
[ummm~ selalu ne berlaku!! ]

31. Kalau di tanya "handsome ka ku ni yang?" gf jawab " handsomeee ehh!! Bnr!!" tapi dalam hati (bulu idung nya tekeluar ah.)
[ . . . ]

32. Awal awal pemalu.. lama lama nda tau malu..
[ umm..banar plg nii...p aku tau malu! ]

33. Main transfer credit.ada gi pandai bunga bunga cakap “cr me low ni..kapih lagi so masani save2 dulu bmsg” pastu ada tia kana forward kn..hahaha
[gtau saja malas kan bali credit..nyahahahaha~! aku nda pernah buat cani XD ]

34. Pengikis! hint ckp baju lawa tia, sampai partner ckp "bahh esuk balikan"
[aku benci orang cemani..hee~ ]

35. Couple mesti liat muvee di cinema. baru romantic ~
[wuu~ atu baruya...p romantic plg tuu...especially lau liat ceta yg romantic ]

36. Anniversary celebrate tiap bulan. abis duit. haha.
[lau $$$ bnyk boleh laa... p aku nda punn~ ]

37. Dulu2 nda jumpa sehari kan mati rasanya, masani dh jumpa kan mati plg rasanya.
[no comment]

38. Awal2 mau pujuk, batah2 malas tia kan pujuk. pebaik ia menangis smpai ingus nya di lantai..
[ *thumbs up* menangis smpai panuh kolam ikan??? majal tah banar.lingka! ]

39. LELAKI, kalau ada game, bula, kereta, makanan.gitar. jadi GF pertama drg tia. Nda tia drg pedulikan gfnya.ada tia bealasan.dluar ku tdi.
[ gtau saja aku sibuk psl aku main game...abis cerita]

40. BINI2, kalau meliat ceta KOREA handsome2 angau2 , mcm BOUTA sul drg. bf nda telayan.sanggup tu bjaga abiskn 2pack CD aa.alasan tdo..AHHAHAHAHA.lagi tia.
[gtau saja aku sibuk liat ceta korea...]

41. (18PL.didelete..hahaha)
[no comment.psl aku nda faham xP ]

42. Bejalan kajap ke kadai kaling pun mesti miskol pakai loudspeaker.
[atu banaaar..tuli kali? ]

43. Kalau nda kana balas miskol kana msg "behapa tu?" kana balas lagi "beria ku tdi" dahto kana tanya lagi "banar kan tu?" membari malas. hahaha.
[awuu, membari malas tah banaar... eh cuba kamu reply canii, "inda kali" or or anii, "inda pecaya?maritah ke sini, ku tunjukkan kau taie ku!!! ..biar ea feel annoyed... pfft~]

44. Takut gf/bf inda kana suruh jalan bagi alasan TIDUR padahal bejaur. erm. Ada ni tau ku jua.
[HAHAHAAH! no comment =_= ]

45. Partner kana balikan brg, inda pandai besyukur. mau jua yg mahal. branded. eh kira pengikis la jua.
[lain kali balikan saja yg dari kadai one eighty...mun nda pandai besyukur, baiktah putus! ]

46. Lelaki nda dapat liat bini2 hot. mcm bayi tia usul drg. mun lapar baik asak semua.
[hello? nafsu itu ada pada setiap manusia... =_= ]

47. Bini2 kalau liat bf nya liat bini2 lain kana cubit. Kana tantang lgitu sampai2 ingus bah kuar!
[baiktah jadi buta, nda pyh liat]

48. Minta ambil, akhir sikit jadi kemarahan. mau jua on time.bini2 ni biasa camni.drg aa nda sadar mun besiap aa kan mati batahnya.laki2 harum2 nunggu smpai kuar bah bau ketiak drg nunggu.
[advice:aga awal! biar ea... ]

49. Kalau be SMS, ujung2 nya mesti ada words "luv u. mwahs" its a MUST.
[awuu, banar...=X ]

50. Friendster, facebook mesti ada gambar berdua.
[lau arah gallery buleh laa, lau arah profile picture mcm ****! HAHAHA.pakan =_= ]

51. MSN mesti nick nya jiwang2 example : zee’s, zees’s properties.kalau nda pun ada tia nicknya drg buat bad mood la..i don’t trust u la..atu something bekenaan love life drg la tu..
[awuuu...selalu ni ku liat cemani, termasuk aku! hohoho~p aku jrg jiwang ]

52. Selalu bagi lagu macam "eh lagu ani untuk you ni dangar ahhh"
[lagu dangdut???HAHAHA ]

53. Bila ada urang lain.. minta putus, bila sudah putus menyasal tia kan go back. buduh!
[andang jua buduh! talur! ]

54. Abis klayi tamparan muka. abistu ambil uleh arah urang lain. Mulut bauu.makan sampah kah kau kelmarin?hoho
[no comment]

55. Jumpa kawan lama buat inda kenal, kana ucap buang batu la itu ini. pasal takut kana marah. ciannn..
[awuu..cian :( ]

56. Kalau miskol kana reject kana ucap sma urang lain tym atu. hahaha.
[lau tereject cemana? lau time ea mc atu d library cemana???? ]

57. Da problem sikit2 minta putus.rasa bah..kes baus dah ni..
[bodoh! ]

58. Sanggup online 247 tunggu partner nya online....
[aku inda aaaaa~! ]

59. Kadang2 ada yg tipu parents rasa kn bejumpa, escape sekulah. (kalau parents alom approve)

biasanya bini2 illegal ni camni.illegal means below 18.haha.

[gatal banar drg punya ******* kali.... yatah gian kan bjumpa..mcm bitch usul drg.lol! ]

bah atu saja. once againi'm sorry if any of those words offend you. that's just my opinion (:

G-Strings for men

2009-04-24T00:20:00.000-07:00

This g-string is applicable to all men in this world. Errr…gay men to be exact~ :P So to all gays, pls buy this one..I know you would like it…EUWWWYUCK!

It’d be painful because it’s a string..d-oh~ HAHA

If you have small penis, then you can use this…but I can’t.

Things Men Say

2009-04-19T02:11:00.000-07:00

Find out what may really mean when they say...

"I'M GOING FISHING"
Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."

"IT'S A GUY THING"
Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical".

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..."
Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Means: "I have no idea how it works."

"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
Means: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."

"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD".
Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Means: "Are you still talking?"

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES".
Means: "The girl selling them on the corner had great tits."

"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Means: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING".
Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Means: "What did you catch me at?"

"I HEARD YOU."
Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me."

"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE"
Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC"
Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."

"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."

"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK"
Means: "I make the messes, she cleans them up."

Gender Designation

2009-04-19T01:48:00.000-07:00

Many romance Languages (Italian, Spanish, French) give even inanimate objects a gender. In French, for example, this determines whether you use "la" or "le" in front of the noun. If English designated things as either male or female, here are a few of our recommendations...

COPIER: Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed. Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.

HAMMER: Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

HOT AIR BALLOON: Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part.

HOURGLASS: Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

KIDNEYS: Female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.

REMOTE CONTROL: Female... Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider � it gives a man pleasure. He'd be lost without it. Lastly while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

SHOES: Male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.

SPONGES: Female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.

SUBWAY: Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

SWISS ARMY KNIFE: Male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.

TIRES: Male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.

WEB PAGE: Female, because it is always getting hit on.

ZIPLOC BAGS: Male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.

http://www.lotsofjokes.com/gender_designation.asp

Preliminary Exam

2009-04-15T18:56:00.000-07:00

hey guys.

Miji here.

Miss me? I know you guys miss me..hehe..

LAME =________="

Urghh.. Preliminary Examination is on progress now. It started on April 13th and end on April 27th. For my case, my exam will end early, on April 23rd. I still have Biology, Geography Paper 2 and Physics Paper 1. *sigh* Oh well, I have to do better in this exam. Just want to inform you guys that I'm going back to home on April 23rd. Weeheee~ Wait. . . It is next week! *excited* But it should be going home today since I have 3 days off.

Biology will be on April 20th.

Biology Paper 1 & Geography Paper 2 on April 22nd *wth?! two papers on the same day?! wanna crack my head liao~*

Physics Paper 1 on April 23rd.

After that, FREEDOM! Yeah, freedom you ~~arsehole~~. LOL!! Qualifying Exam on July/August and A Level Exam on October/November.

미지 & 피카

2009-04-10T06:37:00.000-07:00

Hey guys.

It's been so long that I didn't update this blog.

Cobwebs and dusts are everywhere.

I know you all have been visiting this blog frequently *if any*, and expecting to see update. Sadly to see, there's none. So here I am, updating this blog.

I'm currently waiting for mails from friends, which have a crazy and funny type. However, none are considered crazy and funny. :S

Exam is right on the corner!

OMG!

I better revise! :(

I'm feeling...sad *sigh*

I don't know.. *gloom*

I have no problems with my relationship with her, we're just OK.

Ughh,, I don't want to talk about this!! Even if you force me to talk about it, I won't tell. X(

appleberry loves strawpple

Widget

2009-04-06T21:44:00.000-07:00

Akibat Makan Ubat Tahan Lama

2009-02-21T23:25:00.000-08:00

Inda pandai sangal kaliii?? :p

Mana satu laki, mana satu bini? HAHAHA

atu labih..arah kerusi pun sama jua kahh? O.o

2009-02-21T23:22:00.000-08:00

This is funny and worth reading :) However, you need to know a bit of malay and have terrible english to understand this. Worse comes to worst, get someone to translate for you.

Beginilah kisahnya....
Tijah budak kampung, tapi bekerja di Kuala Lumpur . Biasalah bila sudah duduk 'town', mula lupa asal usul. Pakaian seksi maut, bercinta pula dgn lelaki mat saleh. Ke hulu ke hilir menayang boyfriendnya yg bermata biru.

Punyalah eksyen si Tijah, hinggalah suatu hari dia ternampak lelaki Inggeris tadi dgn wanita lain yg lebih cantik dan bergaya daripadanya. Tijah menangis tiga hari tiga malam. Pada malam ke empat, Tijah mengambil sehelai kertas dan menulis surat untuk memutuskan perhubungannya dgn lelaki mat saleh tadi yg baru sebulan dikenalinya.

Begini bunyi surat yg ditulis oleh Tijah binti Kulup Kecil, yg berjaya 'dicuri' ...

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******
Mike....

I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US.
I have think about this very cook-cook. I know I clap one hand only. Correctly, I have seen you and she walk-walk together at town with eyes myself. You grab hand she.

You always ask for apology back-back. I don't trust you again! You are really crocodile land. My friend speak you play wood three. First-first I think my friend lie me. But now I know you correct-correct play wood three.

So, I break connection to pull my body from this love triangle. I know this result I pick is very correct, because you love she very high from me.

So, I cut this connection to go far from here. I don't want you to play-play with my liver. I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you. I don't want banana to fruit two times.

Safe walk..
Tijah

Women as explained by Engineer

2009-01-24T18:57:00.000-08:00

This is true(partially) in reality.hohoho~

2009-01-24T18:47:00.000-08:00

A cabbie picks up a nun.
She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.

 He replies:
'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'

She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'

'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'

She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'

The cab driver is very excited and says,
'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

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But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'

'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.'

The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'

Gambar-Gambar Lama

2009-01-03T04:33:00.000-08:00

siiAjatt menangis time atuu..pasal...aku tampar ea and terajang ea..haha..nadaabah.:P

Webcamming. Ajatt mengusai tudungnya. CC dengan mua selambanya. Adli dengan lubang hidungnya.

Bahagia eh durang dua ane...suka saya ne~ gay couple...lol!!! *kidding*

rawr!~

Ambrose punya trademark. Known Geo-Set-Four-wide.hehe~

before holiday

that girl is Lina. She was a stranger to me..lol..Lina tapuk2 main hp ah!!

Okie Dokie!!~

Ambrose's Trademark

Everyone in this pic was from SM PAP Hjh Rashidah Sa'adatul Bolkiah Lumut... Except Ambrose!!!!boo!~

Ambrose, Adli, Jim, Miji, Lely...Anti-Smoking Day..kali lah ah

Four Hunks

Jim showing off his camera. X)

The hostelite. Lely is not!!!

CloseUp

Farah & Rita I miss...heheh & wth is Adli doing?

with Afi Chee...my physics mate. (:

me, Zaf, Rita, Hasnan & Farah

Sweet memories...between Adli & Ambrose...LOL!! Firah, I can see you.heh~

I miss Rita. Babu Rita.hahah!!!

Sweet!! Ajatt, Lely, CC, Miji, Anesh, Atai, Raz

Senior SengYee,me & Ambrose...inside the bus~

omgwtf?got moustache!euw~

Kuala Belait. First outing with friends. CC, Ajatt & Miji

my bradar..curi2 pakai laptopku time ku inda bawa laptop ke hostel...

First meeting...at pantai sg.liang.

time ku inda berapa banyak cakap sama Chong.

me with Ajatt...time atu kami inda berapa rapat..

with Nana...my kaka angkat since I'm in Form One.

eh?why the same girl?lol...She's Nineh. Her twin is Nana. My kaka angkat also bah.

Vietnamese

2008-12-21T05:07:00.000-08:00

vegetable ride

woahh...can you do that?

Ox Ride

I'm tough. No need helmet.

Free ride. Anyone????

Waddahell is she doing???

packed together

the daredevil

special delivery!!! =)

Sexy Baywatch

2008-12-19T00:18:00.000-08:00

sexy!!!

hot durang atu oh? I choose dat one..lol
mcm pose kami laa...mau2 durang ane ee

Next Top Model!

We Love Nature

We have not yet undergo breast surgery. Who want to pay for us? =P

Can you spot us?

Hot Chick on Webcam!!!

2008-12-19T00:15:00.000-08:00

anybody who wanted to view her webcam? She hawt though. :P

being emo is fun

2008-12-18T20:30:00.000-08:00

2008-11-19T04:20:00.000-08:00

HIIIIIIIIIII!!

IM MIJI..