Crazy You Said?: April 2009

G-Strings for men

Friday, 24 April 2009 at 00:20 | Posted by MiziRosman

This g-string is applicable to all men in this world. Errr…gay men to be exact~ :P So to all gays, pls buy this one..I know you would like it…EUWWWYUCK!

It’d be painful because it’s a string..d-oh~ HAHA

If you have small penis, then you can use this…but I can’t. Winking

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Things Men Say

Sunday, 19 April 2009 at 02:11 | Posted by MiziRosman

Find out what may really mean when they say...

"I'M GOING FISHING"
Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."

"IT'S A GUY THING"
Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical".

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..."
Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Means: "I have no idea how it works."

"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
Means: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."

"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD".
Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Means: "Are you still talking?"

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES".
Means: "The girl selling them on the corner had great tits."

"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Means: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING".
Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Means: "What did you catch me at?"

"I HEARD YOU."
Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me."

"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE"
Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC"
Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."

"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."

"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK"
Means: "I make the messes, she cleans them up."

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Gender Designation

at 01:48 | Posted by MiziRosman

Many romance Languages (Italian, Spanish, French) give even inanimate objects a gender. In French, for example, this determines whether you use "la" or "le" in front of the noun. If English designated things as either male or female, here are a few of our recommendations...

COPIER: Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed. Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.

HAMMER: Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

HOT AIR BALLOON: Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part.

HOURGLASS: Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

KIDNEYS: Female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.

REMOTE CONTROL: Female... Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider � it gives a man pleasure. He'd be lost without it. Lastly while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

SHOES: Male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.

SPONGES: Female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.

SUBWAY: Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

SWISS ARMY KNIFE: Male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.

TIRES: Male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.

WEB PAGE: Female, because it is always getting hit on.

ZIPLOC BAGS: Male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.

http://www.lotsofjokes.com/gender_designation.asp

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Preliminary Exam

Wednesday, 15 April 2009 at 18:56 | Posted by MiziRosman

hey guys.

Miji here.

Miss me? I know you guys miss me..hehe..

LAME =________="

Urghh.. Preliminary Examination is on progress now. It started on April 13th and end on April 27th. For my case, my exam will end early, on April 23rd. I still have Biology, Geography Paper 2 and Physics Paper 1. *sigh* Oh well, I have to do better in this exam. Just want to inform you guys that I'm going back to home on April 23rd. Weeheee~ Wait. . . It is next week! *excited* But it should be going home today since I have 3 days off.

Biology will be on April 20th.

Biology Paper 1 & Geography Paper 2 on April 22nd *wth?! two papers on the same day?! wanna crack my head liao~*

Physics Paper 1 on April 23rd.

After that, FREEDOM! Yeah, freedom you ~~arsehole~~. LOL!! Qualifying Exam on July/August and A Level Exam on October/November.

미지 & 피카

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Friday, 10 April 2009 at 06:37 | Posted by MiziRosman

Hey guys.

It's been so long that I didn't update this blog.

Cobwebs and dusts are everywhere.

I know you all have been visiting this blog frequently *if any*, and expecting to see update. Sadly to see, there's none. So here I am, updating this blog.

I'm currently waiting for mails from friends, which have a crazy and funny type. However, none are considered crazy and funny. :S

Exam is right on the corner!

OMG!

I better revise! :(

I'm feeling...sad *sigh*

I don't know.. *gloom*

I have no problems with my relationship with her, we're just OK.

Ughh,, I don't want to talk about this!! Even if you force me to talk about it, I won't tell. X(

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